Give a shit

For some time, many of us have wondered who is 'Jack Shit'? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You dont know Jack Shit' Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married Oh Shit, the owners of Knee Deep in Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had six children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, & the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack & No Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became No Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married
Shit-Happens. Bull Shit travelled the world & returned home with an italian bride, Pisa Shit. So tell me now you don't know Jack Shit!


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