South Africa's Chuck Norris

Suid-Afrika se Chuck Norris 
Vernon Koekemoer is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Vernon Koekemoer.

Vernon Koekemoer' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Vernon Koekemoer.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Vernon Koekemoer can piss his name into concrete.

Vernon Koekemoer uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Jesus can walk on water, but Vernon Koekemoer can swim through dry land.

Vernon Koekemoer once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Vernon Koekemoer.

Chuck Noris only masturbates to pictures of Vernon Koekemoer.

Vernon Koekemoer once visited the Virgin Islands . They are now The Islands. 

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