The Lonely Island

So some of you might know who these guys are but most of you will have heard their music. The Lonely Island have made such songs as:

• Dick in a box
• Jizz in my pants
• I just had sex

They have a channel on YouTube is you would like to watch some of their videos. I have put their newest video up for you to watch as I think it is funny.

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Texts From Last Night

This is one of the funniest sites that I have come across Texts From Last Night. I have chosen some of the best for you to start you off. Go on and have a read. 


1 - This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.


2 - I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.


3 - Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.


4 - So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.


5 - She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.


6 - Went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out


7 - There are plenty more for you to read through. Good Times


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The Original Moustache

I love this picture. The Original Moustache.... haha

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Give a shit

For some time, many of us have wondered who is 'Jack Shit'? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You dont know Jack Shit' Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married Oh Shit, the owners of Knee Deep in Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had six children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, & the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack & No Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became No Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married
Shit-Happens. Bull Shit travelled the world & returned home with an italian bride, Pisa Shit. So tell me now you don't know Jack Shit!


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A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

Whackhead does it again....

Whackhead is a master of pranks, this is hilarious. Have a watch....

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