Joke of the day

My 1 day employment

So after landing my new job as an Edgars greeter, a good find for many
retirees, I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome
To Edgars.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped
Yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's
9, and the other one's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't
Believe someone slept with you twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Edgars.'

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