DANGERS OF GOLF

A men’s foursome was waiting at the tee while a women’s foursome was driving from the ladies' tee.
The ladies were taking their time.

When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet.  Then she went over, played her second shot and missed it completely.
Then she shanked it another ten feet and finally topped it five feet onto the cart path.

She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically;

I guess all those f***ing lessons I took over the winter didn't help.

One of the men responded; "Well, there you have it! You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

According to eye witnesses, he never even had a chance to duck.