Summer time is here 2011

So the weekend has passed and I think a lot of you will feel the same, Summer is here and boy was it a good weekend. The sun was out in full force all weekend. I can confirm some sun burn and I was not even trying to give myself a golden brown tan, it just came with out any effort.

You can always tell when the sun is out and not by the heat, blue skies or the glare you get with out glasses but by the Brits themselves. As soon as the sun is out, off come the shirts and that is how they stay without thinking about protecting themselves with sun block and at the end of the day they are as pink / red as a lobster and walking with their arms out by their sides cause it hurts to bad.

All anyone can do now is cross their fingers and hope and pray that the weather stays here for the duration and we have an awesome summer. Praise be to global warning.

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Tattoos on a Lady

As some of you might know I am quite fond of tattoos and a tattoo on lady is one of the sexiest things, second to the dimples on the lower part of a females back just above her buttocks. So I have comprised a collection for you to have a look at.

Praise be to the tattoo artists who can create such wonders.....

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Pouting gone wrong - Duck Face

Now something that I have noticed in my time going out in this world to various bars and clubs. Women have started Pouting, I think it is something that they have picked up from a lady you might know, Victoria Beckham. Now if a lady gets this right it can change an average picture into a great picture but when they over pout they become DUCK FACE. I have comprised a collection of Duck Faced wannabe's

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April Fools 2011 Pranks

So April fools has come and gone and I was a little annoyed with the pranks / jokes that were played on the world or on individuals. Normally a newspaper will display a great  prank which will search, queried the whole day but No, The British Press did no suck thing.

So I due to this I have come across some great pranks played on Individuals for you to have a look at.

If you are also looking for some humour, read this joke about a Tazer Gun

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London Transport

I do not know why the transport in London is so shit. Just under 3 million people use the tube on a daily basis and an average person will pay between £8 - £16 per day. That is a lot of money and still they do not get us to work on time. Why oh why are they so fucking useless. 

I personally have to use 3 different modes of transport to get to work, Overland, Tube, Bus and today being the 5 April 2011 all three of these modes of transport were late. How on earth do all three of the biggest companies in London all FUCK UP. Wankers.....

I just need to let loose as this royal fuck up this morning put me in a mood, made me late for a meeting with a client and also I had to make the team coffee for being late. Not a good start to the day. 

But on a lighter note, the day did turn for the better. Knocked in a few deals to get me in a good position for the month. 

This is a photo that I took this morning in Kings Cross

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