Current Computer Wallpaper

Does anyone know who the model is in this picture?

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Texts From Last Night

This is one of the funniest sites that I have come across Texts From Last Night. I have chosen some of the best for you to start you off. Go on and have a read. 


1 - This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.


2 - I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.


3 - Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.


4 - So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.


5 - She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.


6 - Went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out


7 - There are plenty more for you to read through. Good Times


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Movie of the Week

Movie of the week..

The Switch - http://stagevu.com/video/lqwpjskecoxs

Kassie (Jennifer Aniston) and Wally (Jason Bateman) are best friends. Being unlucky in love, Kassie has decided to have a child using artificial insemination. Wally doesn't like this idea, but he isn't capable of admitting to himself, let alone to Kassie, that he's in love with her. At Kassie's artificial insemination party, Wally gets very drunk and spies the sperm donor's sample in the bathroom. Wally was way to drunk to know what he did that night, and Kassie has moved away because she doesn't feel that New York City is a place to raise a child. Now 7 years later, Kassie has moved back with her son Sebastian. While she is looking to get Roland (the sperm donor) more involved in their lives, Wally can't help but notice the many striking similarities that he and Sebastian share. Written by napierslogs  

Wolf Pack

I’d like to…I’d like to say something…something I prepared. Tonight…

Hello,

How about that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City (hahaha)

You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were two…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.

And 6 months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys. I thought…wait a second, could it be. And now I know for sure, I just added 2 more guys to my wolf pack. 4 of us wolves running around the desert together, in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, we make a toast!


Join the Wolf Pack and help us become the greatest pack in the world of Facebook. 


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Afrodizzyacts

We are a unique, bespoke entertainment company with performers in Cape Town, Johannesburg, Pretoria, Durban and PE. We cater for Corporate Events, Night Clubs, Private Parties, Weddings, Stag Nights, Hen Nights, Outdoor Events and Children's Parties.

Take a look at our various albums to see some of the ideas we could bring to spice up your parties, to excite, or to even shock your guests!

If you are looking for something that is not detailed, do drop us an email and we can see what we can do. We are always up to the challenge and can almost certainly guarantee that we can follow through. The crazier the idea, the better!

We have been working in the industry for the last ten years, in the UK and South Africa.

Over the next few months we will be looking for new performers to join our books. So please email through any pictures, videos and CV's to our contact email.

Feel free to have a browse through and get in touch when you are planning your next event!


Blog: click here
Facebook Page: click here
Email: click here
Telephone: 00 27 820875748

My New Laptop

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The super slim, multifeatured Toshiba NB250-108 is no lightweight when it comes to power and capacity!

Complete with an Intel® Atom™ Processor N455, this sleek netbook comes with a 32-bit Genuine Windows® 7 Starter operating system installed along with 1GB of RAM and a large 250GB hard drive.

This ultra-portable Toshiba NB250-108 belies its 1.18 kg weight and super-slim dimensions. A 10.1" backlit widescreen display offers 1024 x 600 resolution, and this dynamic netbook comes with a full-sized keyboard,  multi-card reader, built-in web camera and microphone with  N-standard WiFi technology, not to mention 3 USB 2.0 ports and a fast Ethernet LAN connection!

Offering a remarkable battery life of up to 8 hours and 45 minutes, the NB250-108 will last you a full working day or intercontinental flight without the need to plug in and recharge!

Versatile, energy-efficient and feather-light, the NB250-108 from Toshiba is stylishly finished with a high-gloss textured design, so it looks good while performing well above expectations.

Stay fully connected with the Toshiba NB250-108!

General Information

Processor	Intel® Atom™ Processor N455 - 1.66 GHz - 512 KB L2 Cache
Operating System	Genuine Windows® 7 Starter
RAM	- 1GB - DDR3
Graphics card	Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator HD
Screen type	LCD widescreen
Screen resolution	- WSVGA - 1024 x 600
Screen size	10.1"
Screen features	Toshiba TruBrite® TFT High Brightness display with 16:9 aspect ratio and LED backlighting
Hard drive	250 GB, 5400 rpm
Optical disk drive	No
Memory card reader	Multi-Card Reader (supports SD™ Card up to 2 GB, miniSD™/microSD™ Card with adapter up to 2 GB, SDHC™ Card up to 32 GB and MultiMedia Card™ up to 2 GB)
USB	3 x USB 2.0
FireWire	No
Modem/Ethernet	Fast Ethernet LAN 10BASE-T/100BASE-TX
Wi-Fi	802.11b/g/n
Bluetooth	No
Video interface	1 x VGA
Audio interface	1 x external microphone 1 x built-in microphone 1 x headphone (stereo)
TV output	1 x VGA
Sound	24-bit stereo, built-in speaker
Webcam	VGA Web Camera
Keyboard & Mouse	Full-size black flat keyboard, Touch Pad
Battery	- Lithium-ion battery - up to 8h45min battery life
Accessories included	Battery, power adaptor, documentation
Software included	Toshiba Disc Creator Toshiba User Manual Supervisor Password Utility Chicony Camera Assistant Software Microsoft® Works, Microsoft® Office Home and Student 2007 (free 60-day trial) Toshiba Value Added Package (Toshiba Power Saver, Toshiba Zooming Utility, Toshiba PC Diagnostic Tool, Toshiba Flash Cards, Toshiba Components Common Driver, Toshiba Accessibility, Toshiba Button Support) McAfee® Internet Security (includes free Internet updates for 30 days) WildTangent Games Console Toshiba Photo Service Toshiba Recovery Media Creator Toshiba Sync Utility Nero 9 Essentials Nero BackItUp & Burn Skype Bing Toolbar and Bing Search Windows Live Essentials eBay Amazon Connectivity Doctor ConfigFree™ Toshiba utilities and drivers
Size	Width: 263.0 mm Depth: 211.5 mm Height: 25.4 (front) / 30.75 (rear) mm
Weight	1.18 kg

Playboy

So I have been playing on Twitter and I befriended Hugh Hefner, what a nice guy. But what is more important is that Hugh is engaged. That is right folks Hugh (The Bachelor) Hefner is going to be married. He is to be getting married to Crystal Harris and this is what she looks like if you do not know who she is....

So what is going to happen to his girlfriends? Will Hugh still have "extra ladies" running around the mansion? or will he be happy with just 1 lady? Only time will tell.

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I am watching Blades of Glory, what a funny movie but the quote of the movie....

An Ice Devouring Sex Tornado

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The Original Moustache

I love this picture. The Original Moustache.... haha

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Wolf Pack-Alpha

So some of you know that I have a friend called Jason Lucas and he thinks of him self as a tough guy, he says that he is a junior Chuck Norris but I have a picture that will show you that he has a soft side. Some would he is a Care Bear.

Jason, Why you being that guy?

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Xmas Table

I must say that Charlene did an amazing job with designing and making her Xmas table for us and the family. It looked amazing. 

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Honk if you want Cock

Honk if you want Cock....

If you see this car driving around the UK, please honk your horn. haha

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My Baby Cousin

So while we (Jason and myself) were up in Doncaster, I got to know my little cousin Tanica. What a character,  she is a wild one to say the least. Here are a couple of pictures or her. Can you see trouble....

Tanica using FatBooth

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2011

So 2010 is almost at an end and to be honest it has not bee the best year, hopefully 2011 will be better for everyone. So what this page is for is things I have to do and things that i want to do for the 12 months of 2011. They are not NYE resolutions as such but targets that I would like to achieve. I will constantly be adding to this list through out the year.

• NYE favourite - More exercise
• USA Trip 2012
• Turbo Charge - May
• Geoff's Stag Weekend
• Eat Healthier 
• Go to Australia for holiday