Miss Q's - Q'yote Ugly

So last night I was meant to be attending the first of hopefully many Q'yote Ugly nights at Miss Q's but due to the utter useless tube I was not able to make it. From what I can gather from the very hungover colleagues that it was quite a night.

The night was sponsored by Jack Daniels, so there was lots of shots going around, shooter girls being very seductive and Q'yote girls. A good recipe for a a good night. Will have to be at the next one.

Miss Q's in a nutshell for future:

• Live music venue
• Bar
• Restaurant
• Nightclub
• Pool hall

I have added some images from last night. 

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StealthClubs guide to this weeks best parties

Welcome to StealthClubs guide to this weeks best parties.... Guestlists, tables, birthday parties...whatever the occasion StealthClub can arrange the best nights out for you in London. StealthClub is also looking to recruit promoters to join our team. If you like to party and have friends who go out on a regular basis - get in touch NOW!!!! Contact me directly: andrea@stealthclub.com Thursday || Aura Beauty Rocks hosted by Angela Simmons with Pastry Clothing giveaways Music: Funky House, RnB Charge: £20 / ladies free before 11pm Tables: £500 min spend BOOK  Friday || Bond Thank F*** it's Friday!!! Music: Party tunes, Funky House + RnB  Charge: £20 / ladies free before 11.30pm Tables: £500 min spend BOOK Saturday ||Runway Callum Best's Birthday Party Music: House + Club hits Charge: £20 / ladies free before 11pm Tables: £500 min spend BOOK Monday || Anaya Manic Mondays - hosted by US Sensation Lloyd Music: Funky House, RnB, Hip Hop Charge: £20 / ladies free before 11pm Tables: £500 min spend BOOK Tuesday || Movida  Nightcrashers DJ battle with Masterstepz + MC PSG Music: Funky House + RnB Charge: £20 / ladies free before 11pm Tables: £500 min spend  BOOK See you on the dancefloor!! Andrea x  _______________________________________ Please remember that most clubs operate an over 21's policy Dress Code: smart - no sportswear Please arrive in mixed groups Quote 'StealthClub Guestlist' at the door StealthClub on line guestlist Tables + Venue Hire Andres: CALL: 0845 519 6651 / BBM: 22ec4a05 / TEXT: 07956 442092 Visit us: www.stealthclub.com for events from over 40 clubs in London

The Ultimate Ginger in the World

I was being a surfer today and I mean I was surfing the internet and came across the ultimate ginger in the world. Yes I said it guys it, this guy is seriously cool. He is a musician, a one man band. A guy and his guitar... what ever you want to call him. He only sings live and the guy can actually sing. He is not an X Factor made up motha facker. 

I have added a YouTube video for you to have a look at. It is the best song for me and hopefully for you too. Give me feedback...

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Facebook Valuation - What the f@ck

I was browsing through Sky News, yes I was reading the news. What caught my eye was Facebook's valuation after getting an investment 322 million from Goldman Sachs. How does 322 million convert a business valued at 1 billion to 32 billion. This just not make sense and why if a company originally valued at 1 billion need an etra boost. 


On the other side what a wonderful feeling being an investor with some shares in Facebook. You shares just increased by 32. awesome. 


Please read in more details: Sky News


If you were Facebook, what would you do with 32 billion? Which companies would you buy...Twitter? Ebay? Yahoo? 


Oh to be that powerful....

Joke of the day

My 1 day employment

So after landing my new job as an Edgars greeter, a good find for many
retirees, I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.


As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome
To Edgars.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped
Yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's
9, and the other one's 7.


Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just
stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't
Believe someone slept with you twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Edgars.'

Prank War 8 - The Skydiving Prank

Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four-year history.

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Prank War 7 - The Half Million Dollar Shot

Amir makes a blindfolded half-court basketball shot for $500,000. Or so he thinks.

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Movida Nightclub in London

If I had to ask you do you know Movida Nightclub, most if not all of you would answer Yes. I have ventured to this club twice and I have two things to say about it. One it is very pretentious and two is the women are stunning. I say pretentious because I hate the fact that you need to be made of money to go there and have a good time, when someone can spend what is equivalent to my monthly wages in a single night it makes me a little sick and on the flip side the women that they bring into the club are hot, the type of women that want and will do anything to become a WAG. If you are in there and they see you with a bottle of vodka, you will have a flourish of women wanting to know you and as soon as it is finished they do not want to know you. I will be happy to say that if you can find your future wife at a venue like this I will cut off my left testicle. The women there are not looking for a boyfriend but free booze and a shag at the end of the night...Sluts.

I have put a few images for you see what kind of women go there but beware that they will take you money in the form of booze and shopping....

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Baghdad is NOT the new Ibiza

A total alcohol ban in Baghdad has led to revellers, dancers, promoters and performers leaving the Iraqi capital for towns in the Kurdish Autonomous Region, the Washington Post reported this week.

The post said so many night people have made the move that a ‘nightlife boom’ is happening in the Kurdish area, while in Baghdad gunmen and religious police terrorise those remaining.

"Baghdad has become a dead city where there is no more amusement, no drinks and no music,” exiled drummer Hameed Saleh told the Post, “They have dressed the capital in religious clothes.”

News of the nightlife exodus emerged less than two years after the Newcastle Chronicle advised readers to ’forget Fuengirola and ignore Ibiza’ after veteran British party animal Gordon Moore returned from a wild vacation in Iraq with euphoric tales of his exploits.

“I never felt in any danger and there was never a bad word spoken to us while we there,” the retired postal worker told the Chronicle, “I might be coming up to 75, but there’s still plenty of adventures out there, and I haven’t got any plans to stop yet,” he added.

Meanwhile in Saudi Arabia, government officials cautiously stepped up their campaign to invite non Muslim Western tourists to visit the desert region in an attempt to boost employment opportunities in the notoriously strict kingdom.

Regional newspaper the Media Line said Red Coast resort Jeddah already boast numerous four and five star hotels where Saudis are excluded, where foreign guests can sunbathe and swim without restrictions, though said sentiments remain ambiguous.

“When you see what is happening in Dubai, I think it is understandable that Saudis rather do without foreign tourists,” a Jeddah tourist agency manager told The Media Line.” (Media Line:http://bit.ly/hKvmaK )

I found this article on ihouseu.com - brilliant

Prank War 6 - The Yankee Prank

Amir ambushes Streeter and his girlfriend at a Yankee Game by having Streeter unknowingly propose to her via JumboTron.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Week 3 in the Bullseyehub House

Week 3 of January 2011 and the pressure is on now....Targets to hit.

As everyone knows January is a tough month in sales in any sector but the company always sets targets and where I stand today, I am slightly behind. I need to pick my feet up for the next two weeks. I need to reach a total of £459 of new business by the end of the week. Can it be done. I think that there is a strong chance that i can hot it.

I did get a small account this morning that chips away at my target. Good start to the week.

Going Forward....

Ok some of you might of know that I have not been in a good mood for the beginning of the month / year. I have been very low and down about a lot of things in my life, my situation and relationships. I have decided that i need to get out of this blip in my life. So I have decided to to do just this.

I was told by someone close to me to get on with my life and that is exactly what I am going to do. I can not live in the past, I have to be living for the now and looking for the future. I am taking someone's advice which is hard for me as I am now going forward and it feels as if I am leaving everything that I had behind and I am torn because I do not want to lose what I had with a special person.

So going forward what am I going to be doing??? Well first things first I need to get back into shape. One because I will get a better body but it is good for mind. Secondly need to be more active and I mean active in doing activities that you do not necessarily need to drink at. Examples are doing dinner, movies, going to events (that reminds me I must do more through work because I deal with events on a daily basis), Also I want to do more with friends and that will probably mean drinking but not all the time.

What am I looking for to in the future. I am going up for my cousins birthday in Yorkshire to a lodge. 3 days in a lodge drinking and being fools  is something different. It is not London which is nice. To much London can definitely get you down.  

I will keep you posted with what is going on in blogs to come...

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Prank War 5 - Amir's Big Break

Streeter and Amir fly to LA where Streeter (with the help of Human Giant) trick Amir into thinking he's 1) going to be on TV and 2) that he's a terrible actor.

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Prank War 4 - Streeter Bombs

Amir convinces the entire crowd at a comedy show not to laugh at any of Streeter's jokes.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Prank War 3 - Amir's Audition

Streeter enlists the help of Amir's friend to trick him into making an audition tape for a show that doesn't exist.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Q'oyote Ugly coming to Thursdays at Miss Q's

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Emergency Tips

There are quite a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.
Check out what you can do with it: 
FIRST 
Emergency 
The Emergency Number worldwide for   Mobile  is 112.

If you find yourself out of the coverage area of  your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you,
This number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. 
SECOND
Have you locked your keys in the car? 
Does your car have remote keyless entry?   This information may come in handy someday. 
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home , just call someone at home and ask them to get your spare key and their mobile phone.  Then hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and  have the person at  home press the unlock button on the spare key, holding it near their mobile phone.

Your car will unlock  and saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.

Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away but if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' key for your car,  you can  unlock the doors (or the trunk). 

Editor's Note: It works well! We tried it out and  it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!' 

THIRD 
Hidden   Battery  Power 
Imagine your mobile battery is very low.  To reactivate, press the keys *3370#  and your mobile will restart with this reserve and will show a 50% increase in battery. 
This reserve will get charged when  you next recharge your mobile. 

FOURTH 
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone? 
To check your mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # 

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen.  This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.  If your phone get stolen you can phone your service provider and give them this code.

They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use it or sell it either. 

If everybody did this, there would be  no point in people stealing mobile phones. 

ATM - PIN Number Reversal - Good to Know 
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse.

For example, if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. 

The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested but, unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to the location. 

This information was recently broadcast on CTV by Crime Stoppers however it is seldom used because people just don't know about it.        Please pass this along to everyone.

Prank War 2 - Streeters Big Date

and so the war begins.....

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Prank War 1 - Audio Prank

Since 2006, CollegeHumor employees Amir Blumenfeld and Streeter Seidell have been embarrassing each other with increasingly elaborate pranks. I will be posting 1 video every day for 8 days. This is so funny what they do to each other. 

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London Nightlife

London Nightlife will be informing you about all the events that are happening around London, the events that are open to you the public, the private events that you are not supposed to know about and everything in between.

London Nightlife will also be writing about the venues around London from the private members clubs to the local pubs that are visited on a more regular basis.

London Nightlife will also be working the door for the top 50 clubs in London. If you are wanting to be on the guestlist please get in touch with and your name shall be on the door.

If you would like to get in contact with us here at London Nightlife please email us and we will be in touch with you in 24hrs.


tags: clubbing, clubs, guestlists, blog

The Lonely Island

So some of you might know who these guys are but most of you will have heard their music. The Lonely Island have made such songs as:

• Dick in a box
• Jizz in my pants
• I just had sex

They have a channel on YouTube is you would like to watch some of their videos. I have put their newest video up for you to watch as I think it is funny.

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The Mother Land

So some of you know I did not go home to Zimbabwe this Xmas, I was here in London enjoying the Minus degree temperature but I have been having a browse through my sisters pictures of home and I am still in awe of how beautiful that place is. The wild life and of course the sunsets. I have put some pictures for you to have a look at. These pics from what i can gather were taken my sis. Check them out...

The Bread Basket of Africa

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Back at Work

So most of us are back to work and I hope all are enjoying it as much as me. The idea of a new year which will bring you great fortune, possible new work position with in the company, maybe even a salary increase, this is what should be spurring you on to be bigger and better things. Now I know it has only been 3 days of the working year. So what I have done is listed something that are springing to mind so far....

Lets look at the positive that I have in my day....

• The tubes are more expensive and the service is the same....SHIT
• My email inbox is overflowing with Stupid requests from people
• The weather is overcast, wet and dull
• When my eyes open for the first time at 7.30am it is still dark

Now the negatives so far...

• The kettle is not boiling water as fast as it was in 2010. (I think it is old)

I am only playing with the positives and negatives. I am actually having a good time at work. I have secured my first account of 2011 and I am liking the fact that I am getting into a routine again except for the waking up early, I never get used to that.

How is your working life going for 2011?

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Detox January

So as it is a new year and my body is at an all time low, the time has come to do what every beer drinking goer hates, DETOX, Yes I said it, I am on detox for the month of January. What does that mean, well it is quite simple really. I will not be drinking alcohol and will be eating healthy as well (vegetables with dinner).

So fare it has been quite easy. Had veg last night with home cook roast pork which was lovely by the way but the real problem will come as the week comes to an end when the tests and calls come asking "what are we doing tonight?" This is where the will power will have to come in order. The answer to the texts will be silence, to the calls my reply will be NO.

Will my thinking work I do not know but i sure hope so. As it is only Wednesday I am quietly confident that I can do it. I shall keep you posted.

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First Day back at work...

What a way to start the year of 2011.

I get to work and my i mac computer is missing but my keyboard and mouse and power cable were still here. So my and colleagues initial thoughts were that the boss has borrowed over xmas to do work. NO, that is not what happened. Also another staff members laptop was missing as well. What a liberty. 

So the boss has been going through the alarm systems check-ins (we have those fobs for the front door and it looks like the cleaners made an extra stop one early morning, Sat 18th December, for a quick pick up. So the evidence is there is call the po po and do some arresting. What idiots (the cleaners). Do they not think that a company that has over 50 computers will have some sort of security with the building. 

I hope they are caught and whipped and put in jail with Bubba (the big, gay cell mate who needs some extra loving) and from that you will hope that they learn that crime does not pay. Now they will be Bubba's bitches. hahaha

Other than that the day has been quiet, getting back into the swing of things. Remembering what goes where and how to do things again. 

1 day down, 364 to go....

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Female Sportsman

So I was going through greatest sporting pictures and there were a few female sportsman there and so i tweeked my search to find the hottest female sport. No I am torn between a few sports, Beach Volly Ball, Swimming, Surfing, Athletics, Gymnastics etc. So I need your help in deciding what is the hottest female sport.

I have some images of the various sports to give you some help in deciding but please do your own research as well.

I look forward to hearing your thoughts on this...

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