Where do we get bacon from

My wife was cooking breakfast this morning as my 4 year old daughter and I were at the kitchen table.
"Daddy", she asked pointing to the stove, "Where do we get bacon from?"
"Well poppet", I replied, "We get it from a pig."
"Wow", said my awestruck little girl. "What else do we get from the pig"
"A cup of tea and two rounds of toast if she fucking knows what's good for her", I answered as the wife sobbed over the frying pan.

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