Movember Group

Hello Lads and Ladies

The time has come to donate your face for the greater good of MAN. Yes we are doing this so we can raise awareness and funds for Prostate Cancer. Yes this is a serious matter for men.

So for all the MEN out there, what do you need to do...
1 - Register on the Movember website
2 - Have a clean shave on the morning of November 1st
3 - Grow a Moustache

So for all the LADIES out there, what do you have to do.... (this is a bit more fun)
1 - Register on Movember website
2 - Have a clean shave or wax on November 1st
3 - Keep your Movember Tash in tack. Yes it is where you are thinking. Remember its for CHARITY

Simples.....

My profile is http://mobro.co/craigriley7

So once you have registered on the Movember website you need to JOIN my Team. So go to the Teams section and search for Beard of Zeus and the join

Lets have some fun and remember this is all for the Greater good of MAN.


Website Developer Needed

I am looking for a Web Developer to work on a project that I have been brought in on. If you know of anyone or are in actual fact a developer please get in touch with me.

What I am looking for:
 - Someone who can write code, open to suggestions
 - Has dedicated time to work on this project.
 - Can give input and advice of the setup of the site
 Who likes to earn money
and much more

Please drop me an email craig@scabenga.co.uk

Movember Begins


Hi,


Moustache Season is upon us, so I’ve decided to register for Movember and embrace the hair of the wild. I’ve pledged to cultivate a genuine 100% face grown moustache for 30 days to raise awareness and funds for men’s health, specifically prostate and testicular cancer. 


Now, I’m on the hunt for fellow trusty and fearless pioneers to join me by signing up to my team. Together we can change the face of men’s health. 


To join my Movember team go tohttps://www.movember.com/uk/register/details/team_id/274262 


Movember is about raising funds and awareness for men's health, specifically prostate cancer and testicular cancer. Did you know one man dies every hour from prostate cancer in the UK each year and more than 2,000 men will be diagnosed with testicular cancer this year. 
The more people we can get to become Citizens of Movember, the more lives we can impact. You can either grow a moustache as a Mo Bro, or join as a Mo Sista to show your support and help recruit other Mo growers to the team. 


Once registered, Movember will send you all the information you need to raise funds and start raising awareness for men’s health as part of my Movember team.


If you’d like to find out more about the type of work you’d be helping to fund by supporting Movember, take a look at the Programmes We Fund section on the Movember website:http://uk.movember.com/about


Please join me at https://www.movember.com/uk/register/details/team_id/274262 


Craig Riley

Your Calling


Most people when they are growing up have an idea what they want to be when they grow up, a lawyer, a doctor some people fall into a career as they leave school or university.


But for the most they will go through life trying different jobs and will be looking for their calling.


What is their calling?? Only they will know when it hits them. It might be a new job, it might be to help a friend in need or it might be to get their life in order.


With what ever u do and what ever path u take u should always o it your way and it must always be done with style.


So if u are still waiting for your calling from the mother ship, you must still be doing what ever u do with your unique style.


Scabenga Style

Using your common sense to achieve!


A man boarded an aircraft at London Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?' She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States .'


He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!


Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?'
Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.
'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'


Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.'


Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said. 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name!'                                                                                                                                                      


Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'

Israel's new airport security

TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!” 

Sunday Humour

A le humour for this Sunny Sunday



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