Scabenga: April 2011

Working with All Thingz Green

So as you all might know I am now working with All Thingz Green and everything is going great. We have been Fencing, paving and turfing and doing some good old fashion garden maintenance. Since I started the weather has been Fantastic and yes I have been catching some rays and there is some colour gracing my skin. You all are going to be jealous of my tan.

Now something that I am getting used to is the hard work and I have been feeling knackered working with Jan but it is a good knackered, you feel like you have achieved something with your day. I am also gonna keep going to gym as The Body of Zeus is a key factor in the working with ATG.

Keeping you posted.....

Also if you want to check out Scabenga Girls as there is some hotness to be viewed.

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Easter Weekend

So it is Easter weekend and a bank holiday for most of the countries in the world. I hope you all feel fat cause of all the chocolate that you stuffed down you throats. Sorry if that sounds means but people should stop eating junk food and getting fat.

It is of course Monday and I am lying in my bed when the sun is in full shine in London cause I went out last night and got drunk. It was an awesome night, nothing special but we did laugh a lot and danced a lot too.

There was only one bad thing last night, I broke my Havaianas slops, that flip flops to all who do not know what slops are. We ended at Watershed in Wimbledon and there was a foam party, not the best in the world but fun never the less and my slops where sticking to the floor and both of the toes holders popped out and tore the sole. Fucked they were so I proceeded to carry on partying bare foot.

that is all for now.

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The Life of Riley

So to keep you all up dated with what I am doing with my life.

As most of you know I have been working for an events company called Bullseyehub and it has been good, sometimes stressful but all in all I have enjoyed working here but as with all things everything must come to an end and my time is done for the time being. The reason I am leaving is for personal reasons, I have decided to take a break from sales and get away from monthly targets which over time can take it out of you.

I have decided to get completely away from sale and I will be working with Jan at All Thingz Green. I will be working with him for the summer. Hopefully the weather stays like it is now as it is awesome. It will be good for me, no targets that you have to hit everyday and month and I know that it will be hard work but the benefits are that I will get fit, hopefully catch a tan (with all the sun we are going to have) and regain my drive for sales and when I get back into the game, I will be hungrier than ever and destroy all targets in front of me.

So this is where I am at the moment with work and hopefully it will transpire to personal life as well.

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Extreme Ironing

I have seen Extreme Ironing a few times in the past and when I saw the guy on the M1, I started looking into this a little more. These guys are crazy. I am loving the creativity and pushing the extremes. Check out some of the places that ironing can be done..

Extreme Ironing on the M1

My Shout Out goes the the dare devil who was caught Extreme Ironing on the M1. Extreme Ironing is the lastest craze to hit the world. Gotts love it

Sunday Sessions - Are they good for you?

The term Sunday session is sinonimos with good times. I am not sure why but I seem to be finding myself having more and more of the Sunday sesh's and The question I put to you is "Are they good for you?"

I am not saying that spending time surrounded by mates is a bad thing, on the contrary it is pleasure but Sunday are school nights and my friends like to drink.... a lot. I remember when I was younger, running around the UK at the tender age of 18 or 19, there were no such things as hangovers and in actual fact the only noticeable affect of a night out when you were young is smelling of booze.

Right now I do not handle the hangovers so well. I forget to set alarm clocks, charge the phone and it always ends up that you are late to work and that is never a good start for the week ahead.

I would like some feedback from you on this topic and if you would like to discuss this with me I will be in the pub on Sunday.

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Kicking it with ATG

So it is Saturday night and it is half way through the weekend and for me that means that I am half way through a weekend working with All Thingz Green. Loving working in the sun, got a slight hint of colour.

We are in the process of creating a master piece in the form of a garden. Setting a tailored patio with a full re turf and finishing off with flower beds for decoration.

Sound like a lot, not really. All will be done by next week Friday. Keep updated with the what ATG are doing and the jobs that have been done and don't forget if you need a garden refurb, get in touch.

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Dick of the Moment - Nicolas Cage

I am not a fan of domestic abuse, arguing and physical, actually it makes me a little sick in the stomach. So when I heard of Mr Cage got charged by police in New Orleans after being accused of getting drunk and arguing with his wife in the street I instantly knew he was and is the Dick of the Moment.

Marathon Shout Outs

As some or most of you know the London marathon is being run tomorrow and this is a Shout Out for all the runners because running 42 km is no joke but their are some runners who take running 42 km to another level, they throw a little humour into the race.

Have fun you runners...

Scabenga for Girls

Firstly Scabenga was created and good times were had, people were reading and enjoying the posts that were being posted. There was great feedback on the male orientated posts. The organic traffic boosted with the increased blog posts. So with that in mind Scabenga Girls was created, a site for men by men with men's intentions in mind.

Now with Scabenga Girls going so well there have been requests from ladies to get a section dedicated to the females of the world. Now this has been taken into account. In 1 week's time Scabenga Boys will be launching.

Scabenga Boys will be written by a lady for ladies to enjoy.

If you would like more information pre launch, please contact Madam on boys@scabenga.co.uk

Scabenga Needs You

Scabenga needs you. If you fit this description please get in touch.

Gender: Female

Age: 18 - 39

Personality: Naughty

Mind: Creative

If this is you, please get in touch and the Job Spec will be with you. stuff@scabenga.co.uk

Our time is coming to an end.....

As time draws closer, you come to realise what you have,had and what you are loosing. This is what most people would think is this situation BUT this is not what I am thinking in this situation. I am looking forward to the future, to the things that are coming to me.

As I look to the future I am seeing the light, no I am not dying but I am seeing good times ahead. It is a change and I think it will do me good. Change is good and it always looks daunting but when change is at the door it is easier that you initially thought it would be.

I can not divulge what it is that is changing, I will do soon as to keep you all up to speed with the goings on...

94 Year Old Mexican Grandma

Would You Deny This 94 Year Old Mexican Grandma the Right to Visit Family in Arizona ?

And here you have an industrious Mexican national, just simply on her way to visit her friends and relatives across the International border in Arizona , all the while passing through the port of entry at Nogales , Arizona , probably daily.

After all, she's 94 years old, so what harm could this poor innocent little Mexican Grandma do!

Well I'll be dipped!!!

What's all that padded stuff affixed to her body, underneath her dress? Could it be??

Nooooo way.

Well, after the dress was removed, loooookeeee what we have here Grandma!!

Why it's 10.45 pounds of marijuana strapped to her body.

Can we blame her, after all, she's probably just supplementing her United States Social Security check she picks up monthly at her P.O. box on the American side.

And one can't help but wonder how many of these trips has she already made across the border, toting 10 1/2 pounds of marijuana daily.

Hang it up lady, as it's time for you to retire permanently in El Reno at of course, the U.S. tax payers expense!

Some cool Wallpapers for you to check out

Here is a great selection of Wallpapers for you to have a look at. Please feel free to copy and use at your own will. Make you computer happy by having a cool screen image.

Dick of the Moment - Fernando Torres

Who costs 50 million and can't score a goal, that's right Fernando Torres. Another night with him almost scoring, he is as much use as a chocolate tea pot and for that reason he is the Dick of the Moment.

Women explained by Engineers

Women explained by engineers, some humour for the end of the day....

Barchick - Bars in London

Now there are a lot of gimmick websites and apps to find bars and clubs in the London area and to be quite honest most of the are shit. They do not work, they are lame or they are designed for a certain type of person but I have come to you with one that I find quite useful and guess what it works.

The site is called Barchick. It is very hip and the idea behind it is awesome. If you are going out for a certain reason be it work, first date or night with the guys this website will help you out and direct to you to the bars that will suit you situation.

The idea behind the website is a person will go to a bar, have a night there and categorise it. So when you are looking for places to go all the venues that will be displayed have been visited, drinks have been consumed and a good time had.

So if you are in a situation that you need to find a bar, go no further that Barchick. Barchick on Facebook

Dick of the Moment - Oxford University

The Dick of the Moment is Oxford University.

David Cameron stated that Oxford University had only accepted one black student in the 2009 campaign. The university has hit back saying that is absolute rubbish, they accepted a total of 26 black students. There are over 21,000 students at Oxford, including 11,723 undergraduates and 9,327 postgraduates at Oxford University.

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Scabenga Girls

So as the times are changing so must Scabenga. You will notice on the tab bar there is a new section called **Scabenga Girls**. This is a new section dedicated to the beautiful ladies of the world.

In this section you will have different sections for you to browse. Celebs, Fitness, Models, Wallpapers, Booty Vote, Porn Stars.

Scabenga Girls has been created purely for the fact their is a high demand for female presence on the site. If you have a genre of lady that you would like Scabenga to focus on please get in touch through the Contact Us page.

Happy reading.....

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Shout Outs - Andy Carroll

As some of you know I do not support Liverpool but a shout out has to go to Andy Carroll. He played a fantastic game last night and silenced Manchester City. Good Job.

Wallpaper - Animals

I am feeling in the mood for a little animal loving, so here is a selection of images for you to view and use at your own leisure.